by Guest Writer | Mar 31, 2019 | Features, Legacy Lampoon
RafikiEDITOR In a shocking move, aimed to bring security and safety to all American citizens, the State Department has made being a boy illegal. Citing fidgetyness, rambunctiousness, and any sense of aggression as a society menace, the politically correct politicians...
by Guest Writer | Mar 31, 2019 | Features, Legacy Lampoon
Dick SmallyVP OF IRONY In a surprising move, the MDI Board of Directors has chosen to once again revisit the international men’s organization acronym of “MDI.” Initially standing for “Men’s Divisions International,” the moniker...
by Guest Writer | Mar 31, 2019 | Bringing MDI to the World, Features, Legacy Lampoon, Success Stories
Willie StrokerREPORTER What does one of the leaders of the free world do on his time off? Well sure, sit down and pen a letter to an MDI man for the good works being done by him, his team and his organization. On February 5, 2019 MDI member out of Toronto Neal Goomar...
by Dan Kempner | Mar 31, 2019 | Features, Legacy Lampoon
Men, after ten years in this organization, this is my swan song. It’s over. I’m finished, out — donesville. This probably won’t even get into print – Ellis has no balls. Go ahead, Jim, I dare you to run it! And as for the publisher, LaBarge, where do I start?...
by Guest Writer | Mar 30, 2019 | Features, Legacy Lampoon
Gary BinglesprumBEAT WRITER Good news is on the horizon for all men wanting to dodge responsibility and the tasky, time-consuming obligation of performing an action to make up for their oversight, blunders and fuckups. Starting immediately, MDI will do away with the...
by Craig Jones | Mar 30, 2019 | Craig Jones Notebook, Features, Legacy Lampoon
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flocks by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.” According to the King James Bible,...
