Leg-assy Magazine

April 2027

Big news on the “fake news” front! Read all about it in Legacy Magazine’s annual April Fool’s edition dedicated to satire, spoofs and goofs. Everyone needs some laughter in their life, even if it comes at the expense of a joker’s joke on us. Enjoy. 

And remember to pay it forward.  

Don't Read This.

FROM GOOFBALL PAUL MACK
CONTINENTAL REGION 

I can’t quite read my wife like a book yet, but certainly like a newspaper, which is a good thing, since there’s a different issue every day!

What do a Tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both parasites.

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be called Baygulls.

Why can’t you hear Psychologists go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

I was going to tell a Time Traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.

I’ll be here all week! Enjoy the veal!

Have a great night!

Courtesy of “The Babylon Bee” Parody News