Legacy Magazine
April 2023
Ha ha! The joke is on you!
The Legacy Magazine’s April edition takes another jab at the funny bone with some attempts at humor on this fine day dedicated to the jerk and the fool in all of us.
It’s just like life. The sooner you realize the joke, the better. So let’s laugh. And let’s get on with it.
MDI Discontinues Men’s Initiation Events Because It’s Too Late to Save the World
By Joseph Lowblow Citing the fact it’s too late to save the wayward people of planet Earth from the ravages owed them, Mentor Discover Inspire
Overachieving Jackass With Most Bonehead Moves
EDITOR’S NOTE: In the endeavor to collect a number of stories related to the silly and stupid things that men have done over the years,
Jokes From The Men
EDITOR’S NOTE: Men love to joke around. Case in point, everything below the “Editor’s Note” here. Many men submitted some silly stuff for some good
A Case for MDI Discontinuing “By When’s” Due to High Stress
Mentor Discover Inspire has chosen to discontinue those pesky “By When’s” due to the extreme amount of emotional discomfort it is causing the men. Such
April Named “Men’s History Month” to Acknowledge all the Stupid Shit They’ve Done
As the nation closes the door on March’s celebration of “Women’s History Month,” a new month reveals a new acknowledgment. Through Executive Order by some
Stranded Stan Snow Finds New Position as Short Order Cook in Texas Steakhouse
By Peter Pantz Success Story! Stan Snow, former MDI President and present Executive Director, has found his own place in the world, albeit not his
MDI Executive Director Finding Innovative, Exciting Ways to Use a Broken RV
After being stuck in Austin, Texas, the victim of a broken-down Recreational Vehicle (RV), Stan Snow is making the most of the opportunity. The MDI
Where the F IS Curly?
Paul MarcotteLegacy Scout, Eastern Region One of the tenants of the Code of Honor is to be a 3-dimensional man, yet men struggle with this.
10 Years of Lampoon!
Heeding Mandates, MDI Shifts Context to “Freedom as Only a Man Is Allowed to Have”
By Rueben G. Spaut Many a Mentor Discover Inspire man has heard the line before, from a weekend intensive attended by a large percentage of
Next MDI President to be Picked Like Most Team Leaders: Newest Man, Least Qualified and Given No Support
By Willie B. Hardigan Searching for consistency across the organization, the Board of Directors has decided to use a new protocol when locating, enrolling, vetting
New MDI Phone App to Include Functionality of “Find A Man” Who is Hiding Out
By A.S. Muncher In an unprecedented partnership with Apple Incorporated, the not-for-profit Mentor Discover Inspire (MDI) has developed a new digital functionality to be used
From The Men – Gags, Jokes and Laughs
As always, it’s good to hear from the men on the topic at hand. On any topic, it’s good to go to the collective wisdom
Breaking News: MDI to Allow Women on Men’s Team
In a wild turn of events, the MDI International Leadership has adopted a policy to allow women onto men’s teams. This of course drew a
Desperate International Global Leaders Adopt MDI Practices to Save Humanity
In a surprise move by local, state and federal leadership, government administrations are turning to a men’s organization to solve the present global issues. Mentor
April Fools’ Day Cancelled Due to Fact Nothing is Funny Anymore
Given the dire state of affairs facing our nation, our cities and our streets, the annual holiday of April Fools’ Day has been cancelled. The
Legacy Magazine Takes Honors As Best Most-Unread Online Periodical
Congratulations to everyone at the Legacy Magazine. This magazine – published periodically since 2013 – took high honors at this year’s “Who Cares!” banquet (on
With New Technology, Lone Wolves Have New Islands to Explore
Dan McDermott Guest Contributor In the spring of 1624 , English poet, scholar, soldier and cleric, John Donne, coined the phrase “No man is an island,”
Atlanta Men Help Solve ‘The Great Toilet Paper Crisis’
Craig Jones Columnist Jonesy’s Notebook The transcript of an interview with some MDI men who stepped up and made a difference during The Great Toilet
Hindsight – An Omen of Love in the New Normal
Dylan Stewart Columnist Come gather round now children, while I tell you of the desperate and dangerous days of mating in the time before the
In Virus Crisis, Men in “No Problem” Turn Lemons Into Lemonade And Other Silver Lining Funny Shit
Johnny Nostradomus Contributor In a time when many people of Planet Earth are freaking out, and rightly so given the very deep state of affairs,
Everything Instantly Becomes Meaningless
James Anthony Ellis Editor In the blink of a couple weeks, as a nation turned to needing safety, health and toilet paper, humans all over
The Second Coming of Curly Expected By the Faithful and Fun-loving
Joe Sale Manly Shit Goofmeister Hoards of super serious people, downtrodden men and those trembling folks hunkered down in fear of the end of the
Is Racism Funny Yet … Again?
Matt Tager Contributor, Legacy Magazine In an affluent suburb just outside of Atlanta lies a 300-acre estate that holds the Constance P. Merriwether School for
Legislation in Place to Make Being a Boy Illegal
In a shocking move, aimed to bring security and safety to all American citizens, the State Department has made being a boy illegal. Citing fidgetyness,
“MDI” Finally Identifies What “MDI” Stands For
In a surprising move, the MDI Board of Directors has chosen to once again revisit the international men’s organization acronym of “MDI.” Initially standing for
Men’s Organization to Replace “Consequences” with the Exclamation of “Woops”
Good news is on the horizon for all men wanting to dodge responsibility and the tasky, time-consuming obligation of performing an action to make up
MDI Does Away with Standard of Being on Time
Tobias Presley Investigative Reporter In a move that MDI leadership believes will support the collective men in the long run, the not-for-profit international organization will
Big Foot and Southeast RC – A Love Story for the Ages
A big congratulations goes out to Southeast Regional Coordinator Brian Childers. A long-time short-term recreational relationship type, Childers has finally found a long-term committed relationship
New iPhone APP Creates “Undo Button” for your Woman
Fulfilling a need by many men who put their foot in their mouth at just the wrong time, Apple has devised a new iPhone App
Failure Story of the Month – Joe Shlupp
Recently out of jail, but with a parole he generally holds as “probably too hard to maintain,” Joe Shlupp out of the newly formed Las
“The Gentleman’s Agreement” Outlined
A Binding Contract For Men Who Want To Sell Each Other Out INITIAL STEPS Step 1. Realize you’re not perfect. Step 2. Engage your need
The First Men’s Group Member from a 2000-Year-Old Men’s Team
By William Funt, Southwest Region Gonzo Bonzo, early homo-erect-us, has the distinct extinct distinction of being the very first men’s team member ever in the