Insight For The Modern Man

This sections humor – or strident attempt therein – is merely for entertainment purposes. It does not represent any certain men or man within MDI or MDI as a collective. We just like to have some fun. 

Two Irishmen were walking past a tavern.

… It could happen you know.

Two guys walk into a bar … the third guy ducked.

A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them. “You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money.” Then she whispers, “You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes.”