Show up at any Men’s Team meeting and ask, “when was the last time any of you had sex with someone?” At least several will answer: “Christ, it’s been years.”

Can that ever be reversed, and long-slumbering romance be rekindled? What about our faltering male plumbing? Or, at long last, finding a partner who’s willin’?

This month we asked, and quite a number of you – brave souls all – have told. You sent in your stories and spilled your guts concerning this most sensitive, and secretive, of issues.

Our editor contributed a few grim stats, and an excerpt from his never-to-be-published screenplay on the topic. And fear not, we didn’t neglect the joys, sorrows, and ethics of porn – it’s covered in Don’t Blame Me for the Titles.

¡Anunciando! Nuestro primer artículo escrito en español! Prometemos que será el primero de muchos.(Announcing! Our first-ever article written in Spanish – with English translation. We promise it will be the first of many.)

You’ll also want to read the latest in our series, Why Men Leave; peruse the debut of the MDI President’s monthly column – we’re calling it “Firepit Chats;” and check out our cartoonists’ latest comics.

Oh, and in case you thought a ‘Rhino’ was just a large African ruminant… well, we’ll teach you different.

Thanks to all those who sent in their stories and opened their most carefully guarded doors for our inspection. And to all our contributors, cartoonists, and especially you readers. You have our gratitude.