April Fools Day! – April 2020

The Men Shall Laugh

Today, on April Fools Day let us remember the value of laughter. Especially in dark days as these, laughter gives us the opportunity to provide a freedom to for us to BE with that which concern us most. Be it satire, anecdotal, droll, dry, farcical, juvenile, ironic, racist, sexist, classist, self-deprecating, condescending, slapstick, hyperbolic, and even down-right raunchy. 

We don’t discriminate!

So today, let us poke fun at social bias. Let’s stir up those taboo subjects upon which society frowns. Let’s gorge ourselves without apology into the dark side of simple truths, white lies, and reckless feckless mischievousness. All for the sake of laughter. 

Should you find yourself offended, just know the joke is on you! Which we find is even more hilarious. We’re not here to be polite. We’re here to laugh. And so, the men shall laugh!

Happy April fools, you damn fool!

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